what rome has to look forward to this weekend:

P: i should have an apricot phase before i die
see how the other half lives
i think all of us apricots have the potential to love the apricot

O: honey we do not CALL ourselves apricots
that's your first lesson
i'm dying over here

P: i was just using shorthand

O: DYING

P: to make myself understood
ok so i won't say hi i love your apricot anna

O: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh my god
not until AFTER you've tasted her apricot

P: eeeeeeek